လရောင်လမ်း

လိုခ်င္တာကို မရ, ရေအာင္ယူမယ္ ဒီအထိ ျပႆနာ မရွိဘူး။ ငါ အမွန္တကယ္ လိုခ်င္တာက ဘာလဲ ဒီမွာ ျပႆနာ ရွိလာၿပီ။ လိုအင္ဆႏၵမ်ား၏ ကၽြန္ျပဳေစစားျခင္း မခံရေသာကိုယ္ ျဖစ္ရပါလို၏။ The Genuine Desire Let’s materialize our wishes by hook or by crook That is not a problem. Then, what are our real wishes? That exactly is a problem. My genuine desire is Freedom from the slavery of wishes. ေတဇာ (လေရာင္လမ္း) ႏို၀င္ဘာ (၉) ၂၀၁၀

I come from haunts of coot and heron, I make a sudden sally And sparkle out among the fern, To bicker down a valley. By thirty hills I hurry down, Or slip between the ridges, By twenty thorpes, a little town, And half a hundred bridges. Till last by Philip’s farm I flow To join the brimming river, For men may come and men may go, But I go on for ever. I chatter over stony ways, In little sharps and trebles, I Bubble in to eddying bays, I babble on the pebbles. With many a curve my banks I fret, By many a field and fallow. And many a fairy foreland set, With willow-weed and mallow. I chatter, chatter, as I flow To join the brimming river, For men may come and men may go, But I go on for ever. Alfred Lord Tennyson ေခ်ာင္းကေလး ေရၾကက္နဲ႔ဗ်ဳိင္းတို႔ က်က္စားရာမ်ားမွ ကၽြန္ေတာ္စထြက္၊ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ရုတ္တရက္ထြက္ေပၚျခင္းတစ္ခု ျပဳလို႔။ ၿပီးေတာ့ ဖန္းေရညွိပင္ၾကားမွာ တဖ်ပ္ဖ်ပ္လက္၊ ေတာင္ၾကားတစ္ခုမွ အတင္းကေလးေျပးဆင္းဘို႔။ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ျမန္ျမန္ဆင္းလာတာက ေတာင္ကုန္းသံုးဆယ္ေ...

ပက္က်ိကမၻာမွ ကဗ်ာ၏အခန္းက႑ ကဗ်ာနဲ႔ ကမၻာကိုသိမ္းပိုက္ၾကစို႔ ပက္က်ိေလးေရ... ေႏွးတယ္ ေႏွးမယ္ ၿပီးေတာ့ ေျဖးေျဖးေဆးေဆးေလးေပါ့ကြယ္။ ေ၀း သူ(မ)ကို ေက်ာခိုင္းမလို႔ပါပဲ ဒါေပမဲ့ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ မ်က္ႏွာခ်င္းမဆိုင္ျဖစ္ၾကေသးဘူး သူ(မ)ကို ႏႈတ္ဆက္ထြက္ခြာဖို႔ ကၽြန္ေတာ့္မွာ မိုင္ေထာင္ခ်ီ ႏွင္ေနရဆဲပါ သူ(မ) ရွိရာဆီ။ ေဆြး အလင္း၀င္တယ္ဆိုတာမ်ဳိး ေျပာဖို႔ေတာ့ ေတာခိုဖူးဖို႔ လိုတာေပါ့ ဒီလိုသာ ေနေရာင္ဟာ ဘယ္ေတာ့မွ အျမင္မွန္မရႏိုင္ေလာက္ေအာင္ ေမွာင္ေပတာေပါ့။ ကာလတရား၏ သဘာ၀ ေန႔ခင္းႀကီးက ေၾကာင္ေတာင္ေတာင္နဲ႔ သန္းေခါင္ဆုိေတာ့လည္း ေမွာင္ရွာပါတယ္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ကလည္း နံနက္ခင္းဘ၀မွာ ရိုးသားစြာ ထြန္းလင္းေနပါတယ္ အျပစ္မတင္ၾကပါနဲ႔။ ဒိုင္ လူဆိုးနဲ႔ လူယုတ္မာ ႏွစ္ဖဲထဲေပးတယ္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္က ဘယ္လိုကံၾကမၼာနဲ႔ လွန္ရမွာလဲ။ ဖဲမရိုက္တတ္ေတာ့လည္း လူညံ့တဲ့ေလကြယ္။ ေတဇာ (လေရာင္လမ္း)

လက္တစ္ဆစ္ရဲ႕  ဆြဲဆန္႔ခံႏိုင္အားေၾကာင့္ ကိုယ့္စိတ္ေတြလည္း မိုင္ေထာင္ခ်ီခရီးေပါက္ခဲ့ၿပီ။ ကေလးေရ ... ကိုယ္အရင္ဘ၀မွာပဲ ျပန္ေနပါေတာ့မယ္ မင္းရဲ႕  ရက္စက္ခံလိင္ဆႏၵကို ျဖည့္ဆည္းေပးဖို႔ပါကြယ္။ Her Masochistic Drive Due to the elasticity of an inch, My mind already traveled thousands miles. O Baby! I’ll start my journey to previous-life, Fulfilling your masochistic drive. ေတဇာ (လေရာင္လမ္း)

ၾကမ္းပိုးသည္ လိပ္ျဖစ္ေၾကာင္းေခါင္းစဥ္အရ ခင္ဗ်ားတို႔အားလံုး တိုင္ပင္ၿပီးေရးၾက။ ၿပီးရင္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္က ေရထဲလႊင့္ပစ္ျပမယ္ စာရြက္ဟာ ေရမကူးတတ္ဘဲ ေရမ်က္ႏွာျပင္မွာ ကပ္ေနပံုမ်ား ၾကမ္းပိုးဆန္လြန္းတယ္ မထင္မိဘူးလား။ The Demonstration for Fun According to the title, the bug is a tortoise, You all can share your brains and write. Then, I will throw it away to the water. Without swimming, the paper Is gluing on the surface of the water, Don’t you think it appears as a bug? ေတဇာ (လေရာင္လမ္း)

မီးနဲ႔ေဆာ့ေနလို႔ လူႀကီးကတားတယ္ ဒါကို မပူပါဘူးဦးဦးရယ္ လုပ္ေနခဲ့တယ္ စပ္ျဖဲျဖဲနဲ႔။ တကိုယ္လံုး ေညွာ္နံ႔ထြက္လာေတာ့မွ ကယ္ပါဦး ဦးဦးရဲ႕တဲ့ ငိုမဲ့မဲ့နဲ႔။ မွတ္ပလားအျပင္ ဘာေျပာစရာက်န္ေသးလဲ အဲဒီ အုန္းသီးေခါင္းနဲ႔ ခ်ာတိတ္ကို။ The Coconut-head Kid The kid was playing with the fire When the elder prevented, He said, it’s not really hot, grinning. By the time his body burned in smokes Wearing a grimace, He cried, help me please. Except, it is your exact fruit, What could I tell him? I mean, the coconut-head kid. ေတဇာ (လေရာင္လမ္း)

What (some) journalists really mean saying COOPERATION WITH THE JUNTA? To:            All Parallel Universes From:        The Earth Subject:     Sleeping with a Hooker What an UNFAIRNESS! Please ponder it in sympathy. I will tell you now, what happened to me. I have stripped to my underpants, but she has only undone a button of her blouse hesitantly. Don't you think it's unfair? If we were a couple, we would be the couple who absolutely ARE unsynchronised rather than the couple who IS in harmony. So, I hate her. I really hate her with all my heart. My hatred to her is so strong and I want to kill her as soon as possible. But you know, she is extremely strong physically. My sole ability is not enough to kill her. After all, the offender or assailant is her, not me. She was beating me persistently up to now. She scratches my body by her dirty claws and loudly shouts and curses at me by her b...