Sleeping with a Hooker

What (some) journalists really mean saying COOPERATION WITH THE JUNTA?

To:            All Parallel Universes
From:        The Earth

Subject:     Sleeping with a Hooker

What an UNFAIRNESS! Please ponder it in sympathy. I will tell you now, what happened to me. I have stripped to my underpants, but she has only undone a button of her blouse hesitantly. Don't you think it's unfair? If we were a couple, we would be the couple who absolutely ARE unsynchronised rather than the couple who IS in harmony. So, I hate her. I really hate her with all my heart. My hatred to her is so strong and I want to kill her as soon as possible. But you know, she is extremely strong physically. My sole ability is not enough to kill her. After all, the offender or assailant is her, not me. She was beating me persistently up to now. She scratches my body by her dirty claws and loudly shouts and curses at me by her big hollow mouth. That is why I am now persuading you, to make a conspiracy with me. I wonder if you are interested in my plan. My plan is to kill my unsynchronised partner, the ugly hooker laying on my bed, the stubborn giant woman invading to my room. Of course, you and me, WE are MURDERERS OF UNFAIRNESS.

What (some) advertisers really mean convincing ENJOY WITH A HOOKER?

Do they really believe this woman is reliable to have an affair or more practically, to have sex with, or more explicitly, to f*ck? How to build relationship between us? I mean, relationship between hooker and customer. By the way, my name is Mr. Lust. Yeah you are right. I make up it for the meaning BASIC NEED. If you are human being, (pardon me, I haven’t hear as yet, other species from Earth can read. But I am now dedicating to all parallel universes. Let it be) as you already known eating, wearing and shelter are basic needs for you, right? As for me, I am of course, a human being whereas, to be more precise, I am a male human being whose basic need or biological drive is the lust. So, I simply called myself Mr. Lust. That’s why I had to book a hooker. I want you to know that I am not a dirty person. I did it due to my basic need. I happened to believe the tricky advertisers’ winds. Then as you already known, I run across such a stubborn ugly giant hooker. Of course, I’m a naïve who was silly enough to be a victim of the advertisers and this UGLY GIANT HOOKER invaded to my room eventually. Now I’m writing to you in the hope of your kind helps. Please be a murderer for my sake dear. I believe all murderers will become heroes in future history. All school-kids will have to learn our episode, A HOOKER WAS MURDERED IN A SMALL ROOM. It will be a historical crime.

Yeah, I am quite sure you are gentle and kind enough to be a murderer joining with me in order to materialize a conspiracy. Oh I forgot it! My address is AD 2010, MYANMAR, ASIA CONTINENT, EARTH, MILKY WAY, SOLAR SYSTEM, ok? Of course, you should know my real name as well. It is okay to call me PEOPLE of MYANMAR. Please say Good Luck to me!

Yours

By Tazar (Moonlitpath)